당신은 XRP, Doge 및 Tether로 무슨 일이 일어나고 있는지 믿지 않을 것입니다 – Crypto ‘s Wild Ride

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XRP : 달력을 표시하거나 영원히 애도하십시오!

따라서 디지털 거리에 관한 단어 : CME Group, Great Capitalist Bazaar는 5 월 19 일에 XRP Futures 를 해방시킵니다. 사람들은 이것을 요구 했습니까? 어쩌면 금융의 세계에서 비밀은 비의 종이 지붕만큼 튼튼하기 때문에 누출이 콩을 쏟았습니다.

지난 7 월,이 시카고 타이탄은 XRP에 대한 지수를 출시했습니다. 이제 선물 대포가 잠그고 적재되면서 Dreamers는 속삭입니다. XRP는 $ 2.56로 1.82%증가했습니다. 모자, 소년과 소녀들을 잡아라! 술에 취한 곰과 비슷한 변동성으로, 발사는이 암호화를 전설로 바꿀 수 있습니다. 🥁

Dogecoin’s Open Interest: To the Moon or to the Loony Bin?

Raise a glass to the dog coin! According to Glassnode, Dogecoin’s futures open interest exploded 63% in a week—a surge not seen since someone gave Lenin an espresso. All this while Bitcoin lost its hat and dignity. Imagine, $1.62 billion now rides on the hope that a meme can buy a Lambo.

Speculators flock, coin in each fist, betting DOGE will defy gravity (and reason). Last week alone, Dogecoin barked its way to a 34% price jump, making the rest of the top-10 coins look positively bourgeois. Even Raoul Pal, with the wild eyes of a prophet, claims it might soon nip at Bitcoin’s heels. Comedy or financial genius? Maybe both. Or neither. 😂

Tether: The Stablecoin That Dreams of Grandeur (and Flipping Ethereum)

Tether’s market cap soared beyond $150 billion, so high the air’s getting thin up there. Samson Mow, with revolutionary zeal, shouts from the social rooftops, “Tether will flip Ethereum this year!” Meanwhile, Paolo Ardoino of Tether & Bitfinex fantasizes about USDT’s future touching $1 trillion.

USDT on Tron already has a fatter wallet than its Ethereum sibling—because why pay high fees when you can send coins faster than a vodka-fueled locomotive? Will Tether conquer, or will it go the way of all utopias—big promises, bigger busts? One thing’s certain: somewhere, Satoshi is either laughing—or crying into his blockchain.

2025-05-14 20:16