I never imagined I’d wake up one morning to discover my grandma had gone long on a hallucinatory spreadsheet dressed as internet money, yet here we are. During a recent cameo on the Coin Stories podcast-think NPR meets group therapy-Fundstrat’s own Tom “Perpetual Sunshine” Lee swanned in to proclaim that Ethereum is, in his words, “superior.” Superior! Like unleashing a Chardonnay at a boxed-wine convention. 🥂
Lee insists we’re witnessing ETH‘s 2017 moment, a phrase that conjures images of twenty-somethings taking out third mortgages to buy pixelated kittens. He swears Wall Street is finally, finally, going to give tokenization the time of day, right after it finishes alphabetizing its collection of artisanal subpoenas.
Why Ethereum is (allegedly) superior
Ever diligent, Tom points out that JP Morgan still flags about 7% of its transactions as “suspicious,” which honestly sounds like a polite way to describe my checking account after I order sushi at 2 a.m. Using that sturdy yardstick, he proclaims ETH the clear winner: “Compare it to Bitcoin? That’s like comparing a Ferris wheel to a municipal parking deck.” I reached for a martini just to process that imagery.
“If I had to pick one coin to hold until my knees give out,” Lee chirped, “it would be Ethereum.” Naturally, he quickly walked it back like someone who’s just confessed a crush on their barista. Never choose just one asset, he scolds, sounding distressingly like my mother advising me to diversify boyfriends. “One option,” Tom sighs, “is how you end up married to a mime named Chad.” 😬
And because no modern tale is complete without a titanic balance sheet, allow me to introduce BitMine Immersion Technologies, a corporation apparently incubated in a venture-capital Easy-Bake Oven. Lee chairs its board, and under his watch-voilà!-BMNR stack-accumulated ETH worth $2.9 billion in the span of a month. That’s enough to make Willy Wonka auction off his factory out of pure embarrassment. 💸
나는 버려진 스트립 쇼핑몰 어딘가에있는 월마트 크기의 금고를 묘사하고, 금색 막대가 아니라 허밍 컴퓨터 칩과 희미한 커피 마이미의 금융 미래의 희미한 향기가 어제 라떼처럼 향상되었습니다. 본질적으로 “둥지 달걀을 둥지에 달하는 둥지 계란을 라스베가스 스크래치 티켓으로 두는 사람에게 감사의 말을 전합니다.”.
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2025-08-05 23:41